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Online: 20 December 2017

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Her

Country of Origin:
Namibia
Location:
Windhoek, Namibia
Gender:
Female
Age:
50
Star Sign:
Taurus
Height:
168cm (5' 6.1")
Body Type:
Large
Looks:
Below Average
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Green
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; German
Religion:
Agnostic
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Enough

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female; Male
Age Range:
48 - 70
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
164cm (5' 4.6") - 200cm (6' 6.7")
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Kosher
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Occasional
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About Her

I am extremely demanding, high maintenance & schlepping around enough colour coordinated baggage to make the surviving crocodiles nervous

I have passed the insecure stage of trying to impress strangers with my redeeming (or lack thereof) qualities.

If I was so good looking, funny, intelligent, generous, kind, successful or hot in bed then I certainly would not be here

And neither would you

So, we are all here looking for something, unfortunately some of us are searching for that mythical city of El Dorado (which if we drop our standards and actually look around us, will see its been here all along), and some of us just prefer the anonymity of sharing our lives here with amazing people which we will never have the chance to meet face to face

Why are some of the criteria's so high on this site? For both men and women? Must be good looking, Must be intelligent, Must have blue eyes, Must be sexy, Must be wealthy. What are you? A trophy hunter?

And that thing "must have no baggage?

Show me somebody who does not have any baggage and I will show you somebody who can fly to the dark side of the moon riding on the back of a colour blind newt

Besides, if there were no people out there with baggage, all the baggage handlers and porters of the world would be unemployed

Mind you, I am pretty good at carrying my own baggage, but occasionally, (in moments when overwhelmed by too much vodka and bitter lemon), I like opening the bags and showing you their contents. Not for you to touch or to change or to keep. Just so that you know where I have been and where I am going

About Her Ideal Match

Main prerequisite is that you should be breathing on your own.

And you must be able to amuse yourself, seriously!

You should have a passion for reading and I am not just talking about the Sunday comic or the back of the cereal box during breakfast. Anything and everything, it does not matter, from Plato to the Hardy boys and from Terry Pratchett to Richard Dawkins. Mind you, even if you just read a Mills & Boon, i will still let you lie on the couch

That's it

Oh, and you need to understand the concept that wet towels do not belong on the floor and you never ever lie on a bed with your shoes on

That's all

No wait, there's some more

You should be able to cook. Preferably not one minute noodles or baked beans in a can. I will keep you company in the kitchen or at the braai, refill your drink and change the CD's.

I don't/can't cook, (long story about a pressure cooker, beetroot and a white cat) however, that being said and all my other phobias aside, I make stunning sandwiches (truly) and give amazing foot rubs.

Also, please don't nag me about how much MSG i eat in my food. we can b*tch and moan about all that when we are 90 and you have to wheel me and my oxygen pump onto the stoep to watch the vultures silhouettes dancing in the heat waves

That's it. That's my wish list

PS. No serial killers, arsonists or poisoners, I am keeping you lot for my old age.

PSS. I am a prolific writer, so please take everything here with a pinch of salt

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More About Her

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Medium; Straight
Eyesight:
I sometimes wear glasses
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
A tattoo or two
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Street Smart
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality Traits:
Cautious; Easy going; Intelligent; Moody; Outrageous; Outspoken; Pessimistic; Realistic; Sarcastic; Silly; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Faithfulness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite Colour:
Orange
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; New Age; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rock
Reading:
There's nothing better
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Crime; History; Mystery; Non-fiction
TV Habits:
There're several shows I watch regularly
TV Shows:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; News
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie Preferences:
Action; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Mystery
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Gambling; Gardening; Photography; Reading; Shopping; Surfing the Internet; Writing books; Writing poetry
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
Backgammon; Badminton; Baseball; Extreme sports; Fencing; Ice Hockey; Polo; Pool; Swimming; White water rafting
Food
Cooking:
I can't or won't cook
Food:
Fast food
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
Dietary Restrictions:
Other
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Disorganised
Time at Work:
I should have a bed in my office
Pastimes of choice:
Reading a book
Time Online:
Less than once a week
Take Drugs:
Not any more
Family Size:
I'm an only child
Family Closeness:
We're dysfunctional
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Intelligence
Turn-offs:
Showing affection in public
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Find new, more meaningful work
Religious Attendance:
Never
Dream Home:
Castle in Scotland
Politics:
Liberal
Retirement Plans:
Finally writing that novel
Honesty:
Extremely